Team Mother Fucker’s Heroic And Immediate Comeback
Team DS’s first score to start as leaders was surprising, clutch, and short lived. Some call it luck, but team MF calls it skill. The DS scored friday night and made sure team MF knew it. Team MF did no like that at the least bit, so the two decided to step up their game a bit. The gymnast made a drunk text and the slut brought a girl home that he met the night before. Not only did team MF tie it up within 24 hours, but they took the lead by one point. Who will be the next to score?
The Epic First “Score” For Team Dry Spell
It was last weekend when “The Virgin” lost the true meaning of his name. Surprisingly with some help from team MF “Slut”, “The Virgin” scored for the first time in his life! We all congratulated “The Virgin” with a toast and a pat on the back and team MF was now behind; something not expected, especially not this early in the game. Can team DS keep the lead alive?
7. No “side games”
8. If you have sex with a girl 25 times, including the first. It counts as another point.
1. One point per girl, not per time
2. No intentional “cock-blocking”
3. Every “score” must be “blogged” to officially count
4. The team currently winning has there mascot as the profile picture
5. Each team captain has been declared a “handicap”, one girl that they could easily have sex with, but doesn’t count
6. If a female becomes impregnated, that person is disqualified and the game will cease to exist, we are going to promote safe sex here.
Once upon a time in recent history, a group of friends went to a restaurant for nothing more than a tasty meal. Noticing that the waitress was quite attractive, a debate arose at who had the best chance at being able to score such an attractive girl. This debate arose and in a moment of near tension, the game was born.
Teams were created and sides were chosen. A large portion had little faith in themselves, and too much confidence in very few. Just like good ole fashioned gym class, an alliance was made between those who felt competent and those who did not. The teams are uneven, but we should have to agree that winning this game is less important than simply participating. Two on seven, how we love to play devil’s advocate!
The game is simple enough. What team can score the most girls in the given school year will be declared the winner. Being guys, the competition is perfect. Everyone wants the same outcome, and in the spirit of brotherhood, we have created a competition that surpasses all others. Bragging rights and pride are on the line. Balls out gentlemen (pun semi-intended) and prove your ability to go forth and conquer.
